Thursday, February 02, 2006
Well, faithful readers, for those of you who didn't know....I'm going under the knife. Well, not really the knife so to speak (well maybe a little I guess). What I'm trying to say is that I'm having my troublesome, stone-filled gallbladder removed. March 6 is the big day and I can't wait!Why am I waiting so long you ask? Well, I have Hooker's brothers wedding coming up in which LittleMan will be
I'm kinda nervous, but I figure if I had a whole baby removed from my belly, how could a gallbladder possibly bother me.
The first thing I'm doing after I'm free to resume a "normal diet" (Have these people ever watched me eat? I'm the A-1 and crackers queen) is eating a big huge greasy order of McDonald's french fries which I lust over every time I drive by. I think they infuse cocaine in those things.....and my thighs are seriously having withdrawals.
Well, I must go and resume
Have a great day!
Melissa
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Melissa-Mom to LittleMan (4/04); wife to LuckyHusband; full-time toxicologist; full-time housekeeper; full-time domestic laundromat manager (washes all the clothes); full-time domestic finance manager (pays all the bills and yells at husband for spending too much money on fishing stuff); and Keeper of the Cheerios. Lives in a tiny town; spends tons of time with family; reads; enjoys crafts. Can change a diaper, fill a sippy cup, and put on a toddler's shoes in 15.4 seconds flat, all while calculating the impact of petroleum hydrocarbons to a nearby surface water body (watch for me in the Toddler Olympics on CBS this fall). Addicted to Dr. Pepper; Kit Kats; and pasta. To spot me in a crowd: I'm the one with frizzy messed-up hair, smeared graham crackers on my shirt; huge purse with a diaper peeking out, toddler on her hip, and camera in hand at all times.
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Nighttime is My Time - Mary Higgins Clark
Trace - Patricia Cornwell
She's Come Undone - Wally Lamb
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In Her Shoes - Jennifer Weiner
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The Pot Luck Club
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No Place Like Home- Mary Higgins Clark
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The Prodigal - Beverly Lewis
Goodnight Nobody - Jennifer Weiner
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